The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

  • Rated 6.7 out of 10
  • Movie
  • 2008
  • 10m
  • Comedy
  • Horror

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Director
Richard Gale
Starring
Paul Clemens, Michael James Kacey, Fay Kato, Melissa Paladino

Cast

  • Paul Clemens

    Paul Clemens

    Jack Cucchiaio

  • Michael James Kacey

    Michael James Kacey

    The Doctor

  • Fay Kato

    Fay Kato

    The Mystic

  • Melissa Paladino

    Melissa Paladino

    The Girlfriend

  • Brian Rohan

    Brian Rohan

    The Murderer

  • Richard Gale

    Richard Gale

    Narrator (voice)

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