The Onion Movie

America's finest news source.

  • Rated 6.1 out of 10
  • Movie
  • 2008
  • 1h 30m
  • Comedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Director
Mike Maguire
Starring
Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin

Cast

  • Len Cariou

    Len Cariou

    Norm Archer

  • Ken Takemoto

    Ken Takemoto

    Sensei

  • Steven Seagal

    Steven Seagal

    Cock Puncher

  • Larissa Laskin

    Larissa Laskin

    Dana Dobbs

  • Don McManus

    Don McManus

    Dennis McCormick

  • Michael Bolton

    Michael Bolton

    Michael Bolton

  • Ahmed Ahmed

    Ahmed Ahmed

    Ahmed

  • Brendan Fletcher

    Brendan Fletcher

    White Black Guy Tim

  • Daniel Dae Kim

    Daniel Dae Kim

    Ivy Leaguer

  • Meredith Baxter

    Meredith Baxter

    Cooking Show Chef

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