Porch Pirates

The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.

• Rated 3.0 out of 10
• Movie
• 2024
• 1h 47m
• Comedy
• Family
• Crime

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Director

Jeff Hamm

Starring

Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson